R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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