AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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