How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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