I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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