Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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