I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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