I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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