Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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