You're a womanizer and a bitch.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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