In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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