I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
