Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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