He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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