I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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