Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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