how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I think my moral compass just broke
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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