No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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