forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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