Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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