If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Best friends brother. Beat that.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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