Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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