hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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