I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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