She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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