So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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