Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
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