I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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