Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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