I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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