Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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