jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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