Quick, to the slutcave!
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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