why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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