I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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