All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
We don't watch enough power rangers
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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