we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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