Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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