I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
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