bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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