the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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