I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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