we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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