I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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