forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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