OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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