At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
