I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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