His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
