Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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