HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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