she looked like the bat from fern gully.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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